Good evening all.
I hope you'll all be staying in tonight to watch my
Tonight my guests are Paul Weller, Sam of Sam & Dave, Amy Winehouse, Marc Almond, Ray Lamontagne, Madeleine Peyroux, The Kooks, The Zutons, and Lily Allen. What a show it promises to be!
To earn my tiny slice of the British public's money, I will also be playing the piano in my own particular way.
I do hope you'll see in the new year with me and not fall asleep as you did the previous 14 years.
p.s. As a special treat, my good friend Rowland Rivron will be there to make sure the party goes with a swing. Please do not shout "cock" or "wanker" at the screen.
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