tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post114374229485167479..comments2023-12-27T14:06:50.562+00:00Comments on (Contains Mild Peril): Scatological ShakespeareGeoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1143884754389629372006-04-01T10:45:00.000+01:002006-04-01T10:45:00.000+01:00Yes, Richard. It's all come out under the cover of...Yes, Richard. It's all come out under the cover of darkness.<BR/><BR/>Normal service will be resumed soon.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1143841849984024852006-03-31T22:50:00.000+01:002006-03-31T22:50:00.000+01:00I go away for a few days outn of range of the inte...I go away for a few days outn of range of the internet and on my return all the blogs in my sidebar are quite literally (and I usually baulk at the word because of its furious over-use by a former neighbour), full of shit. Is it something to do with the eclipse?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1143826441205779512006-03-31T18:34:00.000+01:002006-03-31T18:34:00.000+01:00I can't imagine him being popular with the ladies ...I can't imagine him being popular with the ladies on looks alone. Maybe he had a silver tongue?<BR/><BR/>Welcome, Tim. And thank you.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1143815858558216132006-03-31T15:37:00.000+01:002006-03-31T15:37:00.000+01:00My mistress with a monster is in love!Near to her ...My mistress with a monster is in love!<BR/>Near to her close and consecrated bower,<BR/>While she was doing a massive jobby,<BR/>Having been on the Beamish all night.<BR/>Fuck me, wouldn't go in there for an hour or two,<BR/>She said eventually.<BR/>Now, is it true what they say about donkeys?<BR/><BR/><I>(A Midsummer Night's Dream)</I>Tim Fhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14681067872556519250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1143800861535439812006-03-31T11:27:00.000+01:002006-03-31T11:27:00.000+01:00I think it looks like Steve Ovett. He wrote sonnet...I think it looks like Steve Ovett. He wrote sonnets 37% faster than Shakespeare.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1143796478498165802006-03-31T10:14:00.000+01:002006-03-31T10:14:00.000+01:00Didn't "experts" recently verify the authenticity ...Didn't "experts" recently verify the authenticity of various Shakespeare paintings - this isn't the "real" picture of William by the way, it's another one. This picture is Sir Barreth of Onions, a trailblazing fluorescent salesman who invented a glowing stick people could use when they went out into the dark street to have a shit. I understand he went bankrupt because the technology wasn't up to scratch.Wyndhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06682812260329010391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1143793923583245962006-03-31T09:32:00.000+01:002006-03-31T09:32:00.000+01:00Shakespeare doesn't look like Shakespeare in this ...Shakespeare doesn't look like Shakespeare in this picture. He looks like the sports presenter Gary Newbon, but with darker eyes.Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11296810448779372875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1143747149811516772006-03-30T20:32:00.000+01:002006-03-30T20:32:00.000+01:00Okaaaay, Geoff. *wyndham waves from a safe distanc...Okaaaay, Geoff. <BR/><BR/>*wyndham waves from a safe distance*Wyndhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06682812260329010391noreply@blogger.com