tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post115368343265076101..comments2023-12-27T14:06:50.562+00:00Comments on (Contains Mild Peril): An Old, Bitter Sadist SpeaksGeoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1168470511835866652007-01-10T23:08:00.000+00:002007-01-10T23:08:00.000+00:00Haha! I am also one of the people who searched the...Haha! I am also one of the people who searched the keyword "Ground Control to make", because it was the last word I didnt understand. "The Thumb"? "The Tongue"?<BR/><BR/>For all David-Bowie-Fans who arrive here: David Bowie sings: "Ground Control to Major Tom". It's so simple.<BR/><BR/>But what is the rest of this post about? As a non-english-speaking-person I fear, that you will laugh at all user comments. Also at mine?<BR/><BR/>Cheers from Germany!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1154688351544371972006-08-04T11:45:00.000+01:002006-08-04T11:45:00.000+01:00Richard - The only shite you've had on your blog w...Richard - The only shite you've had on your blog was that fascist twat a few weeks ago.<BR/><BR/>Molly - Maybe they meant "chough brush" for grooming little tweeters.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1154641649707070542006-08-03T22:47:00.000+01:002006-08-03T22:47:00.000+01:00Taking a bath in a public dream...actually that so...Taking a bath in a public dream...actually that sounds like a Philip K Dick novel. <BR/><BR/>That is wonderful.Molly Bloomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15002045980797531079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1154641596867490492006-08-03T22:46:00.000+01:002006-08-03T22:46:00.000+01:00I think the searches are great. I think that Paul ...I think the searches are great. I think that Paul Merton has a really full sock drawer. That's why he has to think of alternative uses for the overflow. <BR/><BR/>I had someone do a search for 'chuff brush' who came to me once. That was a bit worrying.Molly Bloomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15002045980797531079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1154634104983920312006-08-03T20:41:00.000+01:002006-08-03T20:41:00.000+01:00Geoff, I must say that I've not had as many as I t...Geoff, I must say that I've not had as many as I thought I might and to be honest, when I made the name up I never gave it a second thought. Satisfaction is a relative thing. They may have been disappointed not to have seen him but I like to think that nobody searches him for gratification so maybe the load of shite on my blog does serve a purpose.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1154621509308855452006-08-03T17:11:00.000+01:002006-08-03T17:11:00.000+01:00Richard - I presume you get a lot of Goatse search...Richard - I presume you get a lot of Goatse searches on your blog. Obviously they're not satisfied.<BR/><BR/>Spinny - There's a definite goat theme here. Maybe if Michael Douglas tried to grow one, we'd get a goatee/goatse cross.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1154557772532076382006-08-02T23:29:00.000+01:002006-08-02T23:29:00.000+01:00This post has made me laugh more than any other ev...This post has made me laugh more than any other ever.<BR/><BR/>(I only ever get 'goatee beards/why can't I grow stubble/beard rash' in my comments. Hmph.)Spinsterellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08611660308963083276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1154548590684167012006-08-02T20:56:00.000+01:002006-08-02T20:56:00.000+01:00Pulled arsehole I would imagine is Goatse. And if ...Pulled arsehole I would imagine is Goatse. And if you don't know what that is, you're probably just about to find out. I know from previous experience that if I say 'don't' you'll just ignore me. I did warn you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1154547177770622732006-08-02T20:32:00.000+01:002006-08-02T20:32:00.000+01:00MJ - NOVETT. Or possibly NOSETT, for survivors. Jo...MJ - NOVETT. Or possibly NOSETT, for survivors. Jonny Wilkinson's been out for months with a pulled arsehole. They're the bane of the modern game.<BR/><BR/>D - The trouble is I get all the freaks and perverts and I'm scared of them.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1154543476447819402006-08-02T19:31:00.000+01:002006-08-02T19:31:00.000+01:00You are one lucky man. I don't have one interesti...You are one lucky man. I don't have one interesting search word to add. Not even one!D. Princehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06848706505597885877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1154541074133865512006-08-02T18:51:00.000+01:002006-08-02T18:51:00.000+01:00Depending on the number of tuna-related searches y...Depending on the number of tuna-related searches you get, you could form a national organization for victims of exploding tuna tins. Obviously there's a need.<BR/><BR/>Thank you for enlightening me about pulled arseholes. I come here to learn as well as to be entertained, you know.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1154540460274905692006-08-02T18:41:00.000+01:002006-08-02T18:41:00.000+01:00Richard - I think I know what a wank sock is but I...Richard - I think I know what a wank sock is but I didn't know Paul Merton had patented it. I think I'd prefer to think of the Shari Lewis and Lambchop Wanksock.<BR/><BR/>Rob - I can see Leonard Sachs in Deadwood. In fact I can see him in Lovejoy.<BR/><BR/>Billy - If it was the Bee Gees those would probably have been the original lyrics. But I think Bowie knew what he was on about. No. 7 is also a Bowie related search as he was a member of that esteemed organisation. <BR/><BR/>MJ - A pulled arsehole is a common injury in rugby football. I would also think that millions of women have pulled arseholes in the past. The "tuna smell cheese" does seem like another victim of Sainsbury's. They just about struggled to the computer and typed in those words before they expired from the smell.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1154538031158615562006-08-02T18:00:00.000+01:002006-08-02T18:00:00.000+01:00Could someone please explain to me the meaning of ...Could someone please explain to me the meaning of "pulled arseholes?" I never did find out.<BR/><BR/>Was the "tuna smell cheese" search in relation to the now infamous Exploding Tuna Incident?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1154537205284072782006-08-02T17:46:00.000+01:002006-08-02T17:46:00.000+01:00Ground control to make the thumb...Ground control ...Ground control to make the thumb...<BR/><BR/>Ground control to make the thumb...<BR/><BR/>Oh why can't those have been the lyrics. Bah.Billyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17841187654606981532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1154534680487732012006-08-02T17:04:00.000+01:002006-08-02T17:04:00.000+01:00In my own trawls through the searches, I'm wary of...In my own trawls through the searches, I'm wary of repeating some of the more depraved ones, because it only encourages more of the same. Maybe I should be more liberal, but some of these people disturb me. I'm pleased with the state of my searches at the moment, which are mainly about hats, hips, and, er, drinking vinegar (which I've never knowingly written about).<BR/><BR/>My favourite of the past couple of days though is "Bob Swearingen Good Old Days", which is a happy juxtaposition of Iain McShane swearing like a trooper in Deadwood and one of the worst entertainment programmes to disgrace the airwaves.<BR/><BR/>Funny post, by the way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1154524612536662922006-08-02T14:16:00.000+01:002006-08-02T14:16:00.000+01:00I am intrigued by Paul Merton Wank Sock. I mean, a...I am intrigued by Paul Merton Wank Sock. I mean, aware of google's methods I will occasionally enter what are apparently a series of non-sequiteurs into the search box because I know exactly what I'm searching for. 9 times out 10 I'm bang on the button and I never look at the rest of the results below. Maybe I should and give some people a thrill. The fun of Search Me is in guessing what they were originally looking for. Boneless boy falling, for instance. No 22 has been deluded for over 30 years.I didn't even realise you could mis-hear that one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com