tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post115757335444694900..comments2023-12-27T14:06:50.562+00:00Comments on (Contains Mild Peril): Sir Simon RattledGeoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1157990416122794242006-09-11T17:00:00.000+01:002006-09-11T17:00:00.000+01:00Don't get me onto Ricky Tomlinson.Don't get me onto Ricky Tomlinson.krusty the bakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04796461077371269318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1157701387324125532006-09-08T08:43:00.000+01:002006-09-08T08:43:00.000+01:00Judging The Fall against Jools, if Mark E Smith is...Judging The Fall against Jools, if Mark E Smith is Brian Clough, Jools is Dave Bassett.<BR/><BR/>And who do we get all the fucking time?<BR/><BR/>Dave fucking Bassett.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1157658222518772782006-09-07T20:43:00.000+01:002006-09-07T20:43:00.000+01:00I've refrained from actually saying anything about...I've refrained from actually saying anything about The Last Night, or even Jools because, damnit, I've nothing against either. I can't see that it's anything worse than following a particular football team with any fervour and unless one follows Chelsea or Man U, nobody minds that. The thing about the Proms is that it's meant to be about making music accessible to everyone. Tradition dictates that it's classical music but it needn't be, that wasn't the ethos at all. I'll listen to anything* if it's done well, even The Fall, although it's debatable what one judges them against. <BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>*Maybe not Phil CollinsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1157655280533041142006-09-07T19:54:00.000+01:002006-09-07T19:54:00.000+01:00Thank you, Krusty. I've got a meeting with Yentob ...Thank you, Krusty. I've got a meeting with Yentob in the morning and I'll put your suggestions to him.<BR/><BR/>I can still feel an apology coming on, though.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1157654006855585862006-09-07T19:33:00.000+01:002006-09-07T19:33:00.000+01:00Nationalism? Jingoistic arsewipery, all that boll...Nationalism? Jingoistic arsewipery, all that bollocks with the flags, worse than fuckin' football. No need to pity Jools, he's a cunt. And his shows are full of cunts. He even makes cool people look cunts on his show.<BR/><BR/>Don't do anything with a baton from ASDA. Other than use it as a Robert Mapplethorpe tribute with Jools Holland.<BR/><BR/>Christ, Tom's right, we owe D&P a fuckin' shedload.<BR/><BR/>I love the idea of a conductor, in tails et al, addressing people as "You cunts". A certain je ne sais quoi.<BR/><BR/>Who the fuck is interested in Beverley fucking Knight?<BR/><BR/>Sorry, I'll fuck off now and scrawl obscenities across my own blog.<BR/><BR/>xhuszu - Hittite for Jools Holland.krusty the bakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04796461077371269318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1157632118098542452006-09-07T13:28:00.000+01:002006-09-07T13:28:00.000+01:00Rob - I've had so many goes at Jools on my blogs, ...Rob - I've had so many goes at Jools on my blogs, I'm beginning to feel a bit sorry for him. I'm sure he reads this so I think I owe him an apology.<BR/><BR/>Kaz - Sir Simon really did say the c word. I blame Gordon Ramsey for all this effing and jeffing nowadays.<BR/><BR/>Spin - When BBC4 first started the advertising blurb was "a place to think". Last Night of the Proms makes me think what a load of old shit patriotism is. I've nothing against classical music, just that I don't understand most of it. A bit like Shakespeare, really.<BR/><BR/>Tom - Ah, the baton. I'd like to see the bastards try it with a big French stick from ASDA.<BR/><BR/>Richard - Caught a snatch the other night. Is Phil Mitchell turing into Michael Elphick? He was taking up 90% of our wide screen. I started watching the football last night. Crouchy was dragging down defenders like he was pulling conkers off a tree. Then he has the bloody gall to complain to the referee when he gets rightly penalised.<BR/><BR/>Billy - I'd like to see Jools' ska version of Jerusalem. No, not really, I'd rather see The Fall do it on an annual BBC concert.<BR/><BR/>MJ - Yes. The lot of 'em.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1157630351344022492006-09-07T12:59:00.000+01:002006-09-07T12:59:00.000+01:00CUNTS!CUNTS!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1157629323183974752006-09-07T12:42:00.000+01:002006-09-07T12:42:00.000+01:00I'd like to see a boogie-woogie version of Rule Br...I'd like to see a boogie-woogie version of Rule Britannia. I wonder if it will make me more or less likely to want to stick cocktail sticks in my eyes.Billyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17841187654606981532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1157625240298092182006-09-07T11:34:00.000+01:002006-09-07T11:34:00.000+01:00I'd rather they pulled Eastenders. What a load of ...I'd rather they pulled Eastenders. What a load of wank that is.<BR/><BR/>I was watching the football last night and Peter Crouch apparently got "a tug in the box". This was after the watershed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1157623932321200932006-09-07T11:12:00.000+01:002006-09-07T11:12:00.000+01:00Rule Fucking Brittania, I fucking hate it. And wha...Rule Fucking Brittania, I fucking hate it. And what's with waving that stupid little stick around - how can he call them cunts? The fucking cunt!<BR/>God, Pete and Dud were good weren't they.<BR/>Now I'm fucking angry!tom909https://www.blogger.com/profile/03379818222923297356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1157622735346098132006-09-07T10:52:00.000+01:002006-09-07T10:52:00.000+01:00I wish they would pull Last Night of the Frigging ...I wish they would pull Last Night of the Frigging Proms.<BR/><BR/>I find it even more offensive than Jools' boogie-woogie, and that's saying something.Spinsterellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08611660308963083276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1157616547676586682006-09-07T09:09:00.000+01:002006-09-07T09:09:00.000+01:00Did he really say the c word?I can't be doing with...Did he really say the c word?<BR/>I can't be doing with Jools Holland since I found out that his New Year's eve show is recorded weeks in advance.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1157576200132445642006-09-06T21:56:00.000+01:002006-09-06T21:56:00.000+01:00The only time I have ever felt sorry for the crowd...The only time I have ever felt sorry for the crowd at Glastonbury is when Jools Holland is on stage. You sit through torrential rain and bathe in excrement, for <I>this</I>? Boogie Woogie on down.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com