tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post1160155039379206298..comments2023-12-27T14:06:50.562+00:00Comments on (Contains Mild Peril): The Man On The Train (Part 3)Geoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-4640010971924366132007-10-27T15:45:00.000+01:002007-10-27T15:45:00.000+01:00Where's the nearest flea market?Where's the nearest flea market?Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-30241643345151066562007-10-27T13:59:00.000+01:002007-10-27T13:59:00.000+01:00Perhaps you could let a big bag of fleas into his ...Perhaps you could let a big bag of fleas into his hood and then accidentally on purpose tip his hood over his head with your elbow as you leave the train. <BR/><BR/>Hey! Driver cabin rave! I'm lovin' it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-35027609550848401402007-10-26T18:33:00.000+01:002007-10-26T18:33:00.000+01:00Molly - I think I might have seen him off - he was...Molly - I think I might have seen him off - he wasn't there yesterday or today. If I'd stepped in the fox poo in the road this morning I would have stunk the carriage out. Instead I stepped in it just now and brought it in the house.<BR/><BR/>Istvanski - I'll sit in the driver's cabin from now on. We can do the crossword together.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-2548667684732832532007-10-26T15:15:00.000+01:002007-10-26T15:15:00.000+01:00Steady on Molly. Some poor b*st*rd has to drive th...Steady on Molly. Some poor b*st*rd has to drive that train.Istvanskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00300986800641512516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-28031224133793004852007-10-26T14:19:00.000+01:002007-10-26T14:19:00.000+01:00I've got a stash of stink bombs I've confiscated G...I've got a stash of stink bombs I've confiscated Geoff - do you want them? I reckon you could have some fun. <BR/><BR/>That'd clear the carriage for you.<BR/><BR/>How annoying for you. Glad to see you and Betty back.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-56866564641505100322007-10-26T13:16:00.000+01:002007-10-26T13:16:00.000+01:00Better to rhyme than commit a crime.Better to rhyme than commit a crime.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-74571574715320516572007-10-25T21:08:00.000+01:002007-10-25T21:08:00.000+01:00I love the idea of lashing out by writing a poem.B...I love the idea of lashing out by writing a poem.<BR/><BR/>Beats shouting unnecessarily at your work colleagues and swearing.Spinsterellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08611660308963083276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-48895456572932782932007-10-25T17:11:00.000+01:002007-10-25T17:11:00.000+01:00Welcome Malc. Trouble is, carrying the bible is li...Welcome Malc. Trouble is, carrying the bible is like wearing dirty underpants. What if I have an accident?Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-67944644189271167362007-10-25T13:29:00.000+01:002007-10-25T13:29:00.000+01:00Maybe a bible, copy of War Cry, benign smille and ...Maybe a bible, copy of War Cry, benign smille and a note saying 'have you met Jesus?' <BR/><BR/>Either that or it's the bus.Malcolm Cinnamondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05120038732155986660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-42042564344203318522007-10-25T13:13:00.000+01:002007-10-25T13:13:00.000+01:00Beth - I don't think he wants conversation as he a...Beth - I don't think he wants conversation as he avoids eye contact. I do look quite normal, however. There's nothing wrong with a couple of Jam singles.<BR/><BR/>Bob - My hands would have to wander and he'd surely notice that. That would give him the opportunity to hit me.<BR/><BR/>MJ - I don't meet strangers so I have no worries on that score.<BR/><BR/>Tim - He sounds entertaining. He'd get hit on our train.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-72605868434790001292007-10-25T08:19:00.000+01:002007-10-25T08:19:00.000+01:00I've had a friend over from London. She tells me t...I've had a friend over from London. She tells me that her journey into work is enlivened every day by a nice man who walks up and down the carriage, asking people whether they like the Muppets or Metal Mickey, bemoaning the absence of Sandy Gall from our screens, and recounting the original broadcast dates of Robin's Nest.<BR/><BR/>It must be like having your own personal edition of I LOVE 1978.Tim Fhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14681067872556519250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-24473911524294390722007-10-24T22:14:00.000+01:002007-10-24T22:14:00.000+01:00Regarding the "blogging type"...I find I'm kinder ...Regarding the "blogging type"...<BR/><BR/>I find I'm kinder to strangers now in case they turn out to be bloggers that I visit!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-10920571058325249792007-10-24T21:24:00.000+01:002007-10-24T21:24:00.000+01:00Scissors. Surreptitiously snip the earbud cables. ...Scissors. Surreptitiously snip the earbud cables. He won't know it's you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-2042237313494796132007-10-24T20:34:00.000+01:002007-10-24T20:34:00.000+01:00Oooo be careful! He's probably desperate to get in...Oooo be careful! He's probably desperate to get into conversation with you. If you ask him about his music he'll think he's cracked it.<BR/><BR/>Or, maybe he just thinks you're the only normal person on the train & he feels safe with you?<BR/><BR/>(...and what's wrong with Paul Weller...?)bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06688439342099359026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-75805072032525842682007-10-24T20:25:00.000+01:002007-10-24T20:25:00.000+01:00It takes one to know one.It takes one to know one.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-37744777870981731222007-10-24T20:18:00.000+01:002007-10-24T20:18:00.000+01:00"He doesn't look the blogging type but you never k..."He doesn't look the blogging type but you never know"<BR/><BR/>Oooh, do you reckon if we all ran into one another by accident one day, that we'd somehow KNOW?Spinsterellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08611660308963083276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-20435772277447346052007-10-24T18:36:00.000+01:002007-10-24T18:36:00.000+01:00Murph - He doesn't look the blogging type but you ...Murph - He doesn't look the blogging type but you never know.<BR/><BR/>MJ - The plan has to include avoidance of a good kicking. If he read my blog he'd think me even more of a wanker.<BR/><BR/>Cal - It could be that. He never looks me in the eye. Maybe he's too shy to pluck up the courage to speak to me.<BR/><BR/>Arabella - He wouldn't ask me to move it. He would just stand by the seat until I did. I like the idea of me asking him about his music. It's loud enough to be annoying but not loud enough for me to recognise it. Looking at him there's probably some Paul Weller involved, though.<BR/><BR/>Billy - It is but I can't do it.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-15838963127610550722007-10-24T18:25:00.000+01:002007-10-24T18:25:00.000+01:00Arabella's idea is best.Arabella's idea is best.Billyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17841187654606981532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-54308168549405297002007-10-24T15:48:00.000+01:002007-10-24T15:48:00.000+01:00Oh hell. You'll have to start taking a bag of bulk...Oh hell. You'll have to start taking a bag of bulky items, one that you can put on the seat next to you. I wonder if he'd ask you to move it?<BR/>I once started a conversation with someone on the bus who sat next to me wearing a loud headset. Well, it was me cheerily shouting "That's interesting music. Is it your favourite? I like The Beatles personally....." etc. The person moved to another seat thinking it was ME that was mad. Cheek.Arabellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01976792737020577126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-11003592907657199052007-10-24T15:18:00.001+01:002007-10-24T15:18:00.001+01:00You're probably his only friend; he silently looks...You're probably his only friend; he silently looks forward to your journeys together. You're his mentor...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07794192772436825395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-36563944365480995742007-10-24T15:18:00.000+01:002007-10-24T15:18:00.000+01:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07794192772436825395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-86398304702109593162007-10-24T14:38:00.000+01:002007-10-24T14:38:00.000+01:00Write your blog URL on the paper.Write your blog URL on the paper.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-75602156072652252832007-10-24T14:08:00.000+01:002007-10-24T14:08:00.000+01:00I think it's Phil, you know.I think it's Phil, you know.Roghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09430706557035189147noreply@blogger.com