tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post116211799673776728..comments2023-12-27T14:06:50.562+00:00Comments on (Contains Mild Peril): Another Boring Post About AsdaGeoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1162900847709118562006-11-07T12:00:00.000+00:002006-11-07T12:00:00.000+00:00My brother is a fireman, and actually he is the go...My brother is a fireman, and actually he is the good-looking, hunky type. Which I'm not saying just because he's my brother. <BR/>Except for the fact that I was there when he was born, I would wonder if we had different parents. Because I'm chunky and dumpy looking.<BR/>Oh nooooo! There are those old "am I adopted" anxieties again!<BR/>Just joking about the adoption anxieties. But my brother actually is a hunky firefighter, and I actually was there when he was born.<BR/>The firefighter who helped teach my EMT class wasn't particularly hunky. But he was a champion at making hilarious fart sounds!Cie Cheesemeisterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14871507564733240927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1162214963304799542006-10-30T13:29:00.000+00:002006-10-30T13:29:00.000+00:00Billy - I think the Sharon Osbourne ads were a big...Billy - I think the Sharon Osbourne ads were a big mistake. Nobody believed she had ever set foot in an Asda. What they need are ordinary down to earth families, not the publicity seeking head of an incredibly disfunctional one. I'm eagerly awaiting Wal-Mart selling guns in its British stores so I can shoot the halloween pumpkins.<BR/><BR/>Richard - Yes, I do have a soft spot for Burnley. And Stoke City for a long forgotten League Cup match.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1162212672079553222006-10-30T12:51:00.000+00:002006-10-30T12:51:00.000+00:00I can't do it Geoff. I ought to I know, but I can'...I can't do it Geoff. I ought to I know, but I can't. Is it a colour thing? Are Burnley your third team?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1162202736895699212006-10-30T10:05:00.000+00:002006-10-30T10:05:00.000+00:00The Walmart "Family" aren't fooling me. Just becau...The Walmart "Family" aren't fooling me. Just because you put the word "family" in there it doesn't mean you're not a sinister corporation intend on enslaving us all.<BR/><BR/>I'm glad they don't have Sharon Osbourne in the adverts any more. What with Jamie Oliver "doing" Sainsbury's it seems supermarket television adverts are shit-magnets.Billyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17841187654606981532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1162198660478006262006-10-30T08:57:00.000+00:002006-10-30T08:57:00.000+00:00Now it's full of Christmas stuff it should be Yule...Now it's full of Christmas stuff it should be Yule C.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1162158529344444602006-10-29T21:48:00.000+00:002006-10-29T21:48:00.000+00:00They ARE part of the Walmart Family you know. I on...They ARE part of the Walmart Family you know. <BR/><BR/>I once asked where the milk was and the lady said "Aisle C".<BR/><BR/>I said, "No, where do you keep the milk?".<BR/><BR/>"Aisle C".<BR/><BR/>"I only asked a simple question! Now where do you keep the milk?!".<BR/><BR/>"Aisle C".<BR/><BR/>Well you get the drift....Roghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09430706557035189147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1162154098090581162006-10-29T20:34:00.000+00:002006-10-29T20:34:00.000+00:00Billy - Firemen should have generals, colonels and...Billy - Firemen should have generals, colonels and privates. Actually I'm sure I've seen some privates in those firemen calendars.<BR/><BR/>Richard - Watch your step, Villa are my second team and Betty's first. Maybe Asda would be the premiership team that's owned by Americans and supported by people who should be supporting something more local.<BR/><BR/>Molly - You don't get small babies at that time on a Friday evening at Asda, you get big mardy ones like me. There was no rush whatsoever, we almost had to be pushed out. I was concerned someone might steal the En Vogue and 70s/80s soul CDs I was about to purchase. Luckily the trolley was intact where we left it.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1162153053074205472006-10-29T20:17:00.000+00:002006-10-29T20:17:00.000+00:00Do you think it was a can of tuna, exploding in th...Do you think it was a can of tuna, exploding in the store-room that set off the fire alarm? Not at Asda, surely? <BR/><BR/>Did anybody step on small babies' faces to get out? My husband always says he would do that in a fire *situation*. Push grandmothers out of the way, that kind of thing.Molly Bloomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15002045980797531079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1162148600100736862006-10-29T19:03:00.000+00:002006-10-29T19:03:00.000+00:00Yes, they do. Well they did in London's Burning.Wh...Yes, they do. Well they did in London's Burning.<BR/><BR/>Which premiership team would they be, Geoff? One owned by Americans obviously but shite. Villa then.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1162146868741183312006-10-29T18:34:00.000+00:002006-10-29T18:34:00.000+00:00One thing I've often wondered is do fireman have r...One thing I've often wondered is do fireman have ranks like they do in the States? (Actually do they have ranks in the states, or am I dreaming it?)Billyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17841187654606981532noreply@blogger.com