tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post116644789575069123..comments2023-12-27T14:06:50.562+00:00Comments on (Contains Mild Peril): The Christmas Number OneGeoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166648343946154552006-12-20T20:59:00.000+00:002006-12-20T20:59:00.000+00:00A lusty rendition of the first line of the late Mr...A lusty rendition of the first line of the late Mr Dury's "Plaistow Patricia" usually does it for me when ired.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166616924233715282006-12-20T12:15:00.000+00:002006-12-20T12:15:00.000+00:00Titfuckarsewank... that really has some welly behi...Titfuckarsewank... that really has some welly behind it! I like it. I think it will be my word du jour.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166606355031300442006-12-20T09:19:00.000+00:002006-12-20T09:19:00.000+00:00I thought Take That were quite good live on the X-...I thought Take That were quite good live on the X-Factor. They certainly should have come at least second.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166606161370593632006-12-20T09:16:00.000+00:002006-12-20T09:16:00.000+00:00As long as it's not Cliff Richard I'm happy.As long as it's not Cliff Richard I'm happy.Billyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17841187654606981532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166561214435042842006-12-19T20:46:00.000+00:002006-12-19T20:46:00.000+00:00Lucien - Don't worry. Leona's got it in the bag. N...Lucien - Don't worry. Leona's got it in the bag. Not that I give a shit but I'd rather see her than than Sir Cliffocrit.<BR/><BR/>Realdoc - Anything to please the old boy behind the curtain.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166552873813984202006-12-19T18:27:00.000+00:002006-12-19T18:27:00.000+00:00I always say buggering bollocks rather than bugger...I always say buggering bollocks rather than buggery bollocks, well not always, obviously, I usually say titfuckarsewank in confession.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166549102144845612006-12-19T17:25:00.000+00:002006-12-19T17:25:00.000+00:00Talking of Robbie, does anyone else share my sense...Talking of Robbie, does anyone else share my sense of dread that it's going to be a toss up between Take That and a superannuated tennis arsehole sufferer?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166534054311742682006-12-19T13:14:00.000+00:002006-12-19T13:14:00.000+00:00Apparently Ray's going to America to make a swing ...Apparently Ray's going to America to make a swing album.<BR/><BR/>Start spreading the news<BR/>He's leaving today<BR/>He's making a brand new start of it<BR/>I just wish he'd stay<BR/><BR/>He wants to wake up<BR/>In a city that doesn't sleep<BR/>Well they certainly won't <BR/>Once they've heard the creepGeoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166528661147440382006-12-19T11:44:00.000+00:002006-12-19T11:44:00.000+00:00It's not very Christmassy round here...It's not very Christmassy round here...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166528287988452792006-12-19T11:38:00.000+00:002006-12-19T11:38:00.000+00:00Correction. I should have said it was Vicus' 'Frid...Correction. I should have said it was Vicus' 'Friday' posting that was full of 'bollocky'... not Sunday.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166524317689220202006-12-19T10:31:00.000+00:002006-12-19T10:31:00.000+00:00Roy Keane famously said, "you can stick your bollo...Roy Keane famously said, "you can stick your bollocks up your arse" which is not dissimilar to buggery bollocks I suppose.Spinsterellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08611660308963083276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166523223300000932006-12-19T10:13:00.000+00:002006-12-19T10:13:00.000+00:00Someone in my office once shouted "buggery bollock...Someone in my office once shouted "buggery bollocks!" which I quite liked.<BR/>Are there any other odd sweary combinations like that?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166496356988993022006-12-19T02:45:00.000+00:002006-12-19T02:45:00.000+00:00Canadians don't have any idea what bollocks means....Canadians don't have any idea what bollocks means. Except for me and Homo Escapeons, of course. So I love to work it into conversations with colleagues who look at me quizzically. Erm, more quizzically than usual, that is.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166474368463366832006-12-18T20:39:00.000+00:002006-12-18T20:39:00.000+00:00Lucien - A nice teste stew would go down a treat.H...Lucien - A nice teste stew would go down a treat.<BR/><BR/>HE - It's a cross between Pop Idol and Ex-Lax. Or so I've heard.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166466416462247972006-12-18T18:26:00.000+00:002006-12-18T18:26:00.000+00:00Bollocks Infinity!Is X Factor some sort of cheesy ...Bollocks Infinity!<BR/>Is X Factor some sort of cheesy combination of American Idol and the X Files?<BR/>What the hell is so special about Robbie Bollocky Williams anyway?<BR/>He is fromage incarnate!Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166462411171924102006-12-18T17:20:00.000+00:002006-12-18T17:20:00.000+00:00Drop me a line if you want some tasty Robbie Willi...Drop me a line if you want some tasty Robbie Williams wannabe sweetbread recipes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166461492727950532006-12-18T17:04:00.002+00:002006-12-18T17:04:00.002+00:00Realdoc - Double bollocks.Realdoc - Double bollocks.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166461454127726922006-12-18T17:04:00.001+00:002006-12-18T17:04:00.001+00:00Murph - Apparently Ray was a child actor in Brooks...Murph - Apparently Ray was a child actor in Brookside, presumably when Brookside was nearing its end and really really crap, almost as bad as Eastenders.<BR/><BR/>MJ - Is it true that while Americans just love our British accents, Canadians can't get enough of our "bollocks"?Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166461442648446012006-12-18T17:04:00.000+00:002006-12-18T17:04:00.000+00:00BollocksBollocksAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166453497545701902006-12-18T14:51:00.000+00:002006-12-18T14:51:00.000+00:00Bollocks. It's the word of the week! You've used i...Bollocks. It's the word of the week! You've used it today, Betty's mentioned the word in her first sentence and Vicus mentions bollocks and variations on bollocks, i.e. 'bollocky' several times in his Sunday posting. I'm inspired and may try to find a way to fit it into a future posting in an effort to keep up with this trend.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-1166450533270897972006-12-18T14:02:00.000+00:002006-12-18T14:02:00.000+00:00He looked like a miniature Simon Cowell and may we...He looked like a miniature Simon Cowell and may well have been his bastard son for all we know. High spot was when he accidentally kissed the presentress on the lips and she wiped her mouth with a look of abject horror.<BR/>Leonie made Zarah Philips look quite articulate.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com