tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post7240323594479659347..comments2023-12-27T14:06:50.562+00:00Comments on (Contains Mild Peril): By Royal AppointmentGeoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-77152906212679763692008-11-10T13:54:00.000+00:002008-11-10T13:54:00.000+00:00MJ - That reminds me of Simply Red. Yuck!Boz - Tha...MJ - That reminds me of Simply Red. Yuck!<BR/><BR/>Boz - That's why she always looks so satisfied!<BR/><BR/>wv - wakfunqGeoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-3950813185873929462008-11-10T08:58:00.000+00:002008-11-10T08:58:00.000+00:00More interestingly Camilla, in fact, does not pooh...More interestingly Camilla, in fact, does not pooh. She converts everything to methane and emits it through her skin, like woodlice.Bozhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02065257907482952779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-32967885523416708642008-11-09T22:47:00.000+00:002008-11-09T22:47:00.000+00:00Oh dear, someone just found me via this search...P...Oh dear, someone just found me via <I>this</I> search...<BR/><BR/>Prince Harry's pubes pic.<BR/><BR/>*shudder*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-77534488531495890862008-11-09T15:36:00.000+00:002008-11-09T15:36:00.000+00:00So the 5th Earl Spencer was Groom of the Stool to ...So the 5th Earl Spencer was Groom of the Stool to a previous Prince of Wales? Just imagine if it had been the same in the 80s and Charles had the in-laws round for dinner and needed a shit!Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-19172373288284771552008-11-09T14:45:00.000+00:002008-11-09T14:45:00.000+00:00Thankfully, someone has done the research.Thankfully, someone has done the <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/5lhpal/" REL="nofollow">research</A>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-18719881950051927822008-11-09T12:33:00.000+00:002008-11-09T12:33:00.000+00:00Kaz - I don't ask them to come here but I try to m...Kaz - I don't ask them to come here but I try to make them welcome. We wuz robbed late in the day by them thievin' scousers. You can't turn your back for a second. I remember the good old days of the Krays when you could leave your front door open...etc, etc.<BR/><BR/>Mr C - "Feeling is believing"? Feeling kitten-like softness is believing it's a kitten? You colonials are sick! Sick, I tell you, sick!<BR/><BR/>Tim - Arise Sir Chuck Berry. Betty says the Cure's music (along with the Smashing Pumpkins) gives her the same symptoms as menstrual cramps.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-80835036483809343192008-11-09T05:18:00.000+00:002008-11-09T05:18:00.000+00:00Henry VIII had a dedicated knight (Thomas Heneage,...Henry VIII had a dedicated knight (Thomas Heneage, the Groom of the Stool) to tend to his claggy ringpiece.<BR/><BR/>Maybe that could be a rider to the Queen's honours list; if you accept a gong, you have to commit to a certain amount of royal toilet duty. And it could be proportionate to the magnitude of the award. For an MBE, you just have to shake the droplets off Prince Harry's winkie. For a knighthood, you dab Camilla's bum with a Hakle Moist. And if you're a peer, you're obliged to give six coffee enemas to Princess Michael of Kent.<BR/><BR/>Re: the black toilet paper... I recall a few years back, someone launched black panty liners, and I wondered whether they were particularly marketed at Cure fans. You know, for those In Between Days.Tim Fhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14681067872556519250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-53373834339402305212008-11-09T00:09:00.000+00:002008-11-09T00:09:00.000+00:00HRH is a real sketch eh?Here in the Colonies we pr...HRH is a real <I>sketch</I> eh?<BR/><BR/>Here in the Colonies we pride oursleves on wiping like Royals..we even have fancy-schmancy TP named after them.<BR/><BR/>http://www.royale.ca/<BR/><BR/>Unlike Charlie, most of us can't afford to use Soft, White, Fluffy, Kittens to wipe our butts..<BR/><BR/>but it's nice to dream innit?<BR/><BR/>I hear that they're very absorbant but a little hard to flush.<BR/><BR/>wv: pawyerwoRomeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-6228457157286249922008-11-08T21:26:00.000+00:002008-11-08T21:26:00.000+00:00Exactly the sort of post I'd expect from the man w...Exactly the sort of post I'd expect from the man who taught me the meaning of <B>'scatological'</B>.<BR/>Sorry about today's result ..... she lied.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-83180579137490076272008-11-08T19:35:00.000+00:002008-11-08T19:35:00.000+00:00Vicus - You and James Whitaker are the only Royal ...Vicus - You and James Whitaker are the only Royal commentators I read. A natural bodily function, I suppose, is never wrong.<BR/><BR/>Arabella - And do Goths use black toilet paper?Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-60610366673170064682008-11-08T16:31:00.000+00:002008-11-08T16:31:00.000+00:00I was having just this conversation with The Husba...I was having just this conversation with The Husband the other day. He asked the pertinent question: how do you know you've wiped properly if you are blind?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-19367114399676629312008-11-08T12:47:00.000+00:002008-11-08T12:47:00.000+00:00I don't have an unnatural obsession with Charles. ...I don't have an unnatural obsession with Charles. My obsession is natural, and is beautiful.<BR/>However, I still read the rest of your article. Was this wrong?Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.com