tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post7518310200989073044..comments2023-12-27T14:06:50.562+00:00Comments on (Contains Mild Peril): The Life Of BrianGeoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-23533079886604829562009-06-20T12:21:58.800+01:002009-06-20T12:21:58.800+01:00Don't go, Krusty. Good to see you again.
I...Don't go, Krusty. Good to see you again.<br /><br />I'll steer clear of writing fiction as my dialogue is trite.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-3640518969331578022009-06-19T23:48:23.194+01:002009-06-19T23:48:23.194+01:00Matey, I took a break for 2 years from this becaus...Matey, I took a break for 2 years from this because I was writing shite. So don't fret if you doubt your wit. For what it's worth, as I return to blogs after a long time, you're pretty on the mark e.g. yes, John O'Farrell, crock o'shite.<br /><br />Life story? a) their right, above, avoid the Pelzer Path. b) apparently, a lot of fiction is autobiographical - but then so is a shopping list.<br /><br />Shall I just fuck off now?krusty the bakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04796461077371269318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-61909624010534683772009-06-19T21:43:24.450+01:002009-06-19T21:43:24.450+01:00Christopher - I never fell off my bike! I had a tr...Christopher - I never fell off my bike! I had a tricycle 'til I was 32.<br /><br />Donn - I will reveal some of the names so they can find me on here.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-49152738318093187342009-06-19T19:38:24.617+01:002009-06-19T19:38:24.617+01:00Well it is called a Web LOG so that is prolly what...Well it is called a Web LOG so that is prolly what we're all supposed to be doing out here innit?<br /><br />I think that this will be very therapeutic for you and after publically sweeping all of the lint and demons out of your closet, the next logical step is to sign up for a sparkling new Facebook page!! :)<br /><br />*btw:<br />according to the tall foreheads at Psychology Today Magazine, having more than 300 Facebook Friends makes you look needy.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-68957215977856813842009-06-19T14:46:23.807+01:002009-06-19T14:46:23.807+01:00I'm looking forward to disclosures about when ...I'm looking forward to disclosures about when you first discovered your navel, when you discovered your Dad could be wrong, that the Cubs were crypto-Fascists, when you first fell off your bike, etc. No laughing matters.Christopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14227767014123557100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-23083902505856589442009-06-19T13:55:47.127+01:002009-06-19T13:55:47.127+01:00Kaz - I don't know the meaning of the word &qu...Kaz - I don't know the meaning of the word "sordid".<br /><br />Scarlet - The characters will be more believable and have more hair.<br /><br />Billy - I've expanded my Twitter comments a few times but it's getting more difficult.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-14377309023906173862009-06-19T10:44:36.424+01:002009-06-19T10:44:36.424+01:00I have found that twitter has sucked all the forme...I have found that twitter has sucked all the former pithy observational posts out of me.<br /><br />I'm thinking of new ideas too.Billyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11158459069493765198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-3179167034245445652009-06-19T09:01:49.994+01:002009-06-19T09:01:49.994+01:00This is going to rival Eastenders, isn't it?
S...This is going to rival Eastenders, isn't it?<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-24543099077750737982009-06-18T20:17:08.188+01:002009-06-18T20:17:08.188+01:00Geoff - I did my life in one post!
So I'll exp...Geoff - I did my life in one post!<br />So I'll expect the disclosure of sordid intimate <b>details</b> and penetrating discosures of life in the deep South.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-40037495254971326182009-06-18T20:13:15.480+01:002009-06-18T20:13:15.480+01:00MJ - You've seen all my photos. I've lost ...MJ - You've seen all my photos. I've lost the element of surprise there. Little Geoffrey will never get old.<br /><br />Vicus - You'll see. You'll be crying, literally crying.<br /><br />Ziggi - I should be finished within six weeks. It's a life of little consequence.<br /><br />Rog - I'll hopefully win The Pelzer Prize. My mum poisoned me with her shepherd's pie, you know.<br /><br />Inwardly Confused - This will be about 20 pages worth and take weeks to write. You have my permission to start another book.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-84447008513503022912009-06-18T19:38:52.056+01:002009-06-18T19:38:52.056+01:00This'll be skillish and I have just finished m...This'll be skillish and I have just finished my book so RESULT!Inwardly Confusedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06007708684727367624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-13165200465244694902009-06-18T18:09:40.220+01:002009-06-18T18:09:40.220+01:00Life contains mild peril. Don't veer into Dave...Life contains mild peril. Don't veer into Dave Pelzer territory though Geoff.Roghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09780409453528524865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-24246201012556651692009-06-18T17:59:30.962+01:002009-06-18T17:59:30.962+01:00I can't wait!
I have 6 weeks of doing nothing ...I can't wait!<br />I have 6 weeks of doing nothing ahead but I can't make any sudden movements and laughing may hurt so please post a warning before the funny bits so I can assume a 'laughing without pain' position, thanks.Zighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14325808421083028026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-14262637424463354442009-06-18T17:10:33.623+01:002009-06-18T17:10:33.623+01:00No, no, stopppittt, my sides are splitting.No, no, stopppittt, my sides are splitting.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16460150.post-89288900551067634672009-06-18T16:29:45.922+01:002009-06-18T16:29:45.922+01:00Could you please illustrate it using your childhoo...Could you please illustrate it using your childhood photos?<br /><br />Those never get old.<br /><br />Ha! Geddit?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com