By an unhappy coincidence, I was once in a hotel room one morning, lying naked on the top of the bed, fast asleep, an empty whisky bottle and a picture of Olive from On the Buses by my side.
The chambermaid shakes me awake.
"Mr Geoff, where did it all go wrong?"
Raising the Stones by Sheri S Tepper
2 days ago
It could have been worse, you could actually have had Olive from On The Buses by your side.
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