Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Elton John dies and David Furnish prays to God. You see, Elton had a pair of green crocs that were his pride and joy, but when his left leg was lost in the accident the left croc went with it.
So David has one croc to treasure forever. If only he had both!
David prays to God and asks him if he could point him in the direction of the missing leg and croc. God says he can, but as God likes to see men suffer he asks David the following:-
GOD: David...who is your favourite dead film star?
DAVID: Why, Rock Hudson. He was absolutely gorgeous.
GOD: What would you say to a five minute telephone conversation with Rock Hudson?
DAVID: I'd do anything for that. But he's dead!
GOD: I can arrange it, David. I have his number.
DAVID: Yes, then. Yes, please.
GOD: Only one thing, David. If I give you Mr Hudson's number, I will not tell you where the missing croc is located.
DAVID: Why not, God?
GOD: Because that's the way I am.
DAVID: So I have a choice?
GOD: The choice is yours.
David's brow is furrowed.
DAVID: Can I have some time to think it over?
GOD: I want an answer now, David. Come on! Elton John's croc, or dial Rock?