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Could somebody go to 36 minutes into this and tell me what Dave's answer is because every time I try it I piss myself laughing and can't hear him talk.
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2 days ago
It sounds like "blah blah blah blah blah", but I can't work out his silly accent.
ReplyDeleteWonderful! Well done you Twit.
ReplyDeleteSadly, the cruel financial reality will kick in and I'll have to accept that I cannot realistically spend the next decade under the covers pretending that David "Dave" Cameron isn't the prime minister. When this day comes, I am very much looking forward to seeing him flounder on the telly like the posh twunt that he is, and enjoy the media castigation that will accompany it. May this little nugget be a foretaste of that.
ReplyDeleteOh bloody hell Geoff, watching this is going to put me in a bad mood for the whole weekend now...
I have no idea what he said but the fact he mentions the "geoff wet blanket" name twice made me snort aloud.
ReplyDeleteA hit, a very palpable hit!
ReplyDeleteVicus - LOL. He seems to be talking but then he's not actually saying anything.
ReplyDeleteKev - I think he thought me a bit of a twat. The feeling's mutual.
Mr VeryVeryBored - I'm sorry. The trouble with tweeting questions is you can't interrupt and demand him to answer the bloody question. He did look very silly though.
Valerie - I think there's a Labour mole working in the Tories' Twitter HQ.
Christopher - I'd like to think he dreamt about me last night. I very much doubt it, though.
A ha ha ha ha! Fantastic. Love his received pronunciation of geoff wet blyankyet!
ReplyDeleteI've got my stash of red balloons waiting for the announcement that Thatcher is dead but it's dreadful to think this git will be in power before that happens.
ReplyDelete'As someone' who was forced to sit the 11+ twice and sent to a school where having your eyebrows shaved off by the big girls was more likely than gaining a basic understanding of maths - please don't let it happen everyone!
Romo - Dave's an Everyman, isn't he?
ReplyDeleteArabella - Labour's had 13 years to change the voting system to proportional representation and they blew it. You'd almost think they didn't want a fairer society. Thatcher will die and Cameron will lead the tributes and the nation will throw up.
I like Arabella's style. We have a bottle of champagne in the fridge waiting for Thatcher's demise. Luckily she didn't cork it over Xmas because we ran short and had to use it.
ReplyDeleteSounded like: "blah blah blah ...outdoor sports...aggressively mount them...huge amounts of money...Bugger orf..."
ReplyDeleteThat's about the gist of his response to your probing. Question.
He's an unctuous cunt, isn't he?
Brilliant stuff Geoff!
L.U.V. on ya,
Bob
Can we get a short video clip made of him repeating geoffwetblanket over and over and over again?
ReplyDeleteMr VeryVeryBored - I remember the day at work when she was kicked out. I felt very alone.
ReplyDeleteBob - It wasn't money that got him where he is, it was hard work.
MJ - I've probably got the technology but I don't know what to do with it.
I'm deaf in one ear -
ReplyDeleteBut from the movement of his hands I would guess he likes women with very large breasts.
I know he likes big tits. Look at the shadow cabinet!
ReplyDelete...ka-ting-boom!
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L.U.V. on ya,
Bob
A bit late to the table, but his answer to your question was by "taking the best aspects of independent schools" and putting them in state schools. first thing he seemed quite keen on mentioning was "aggressive streaming into ability groups."
ReplyDeleteNewsflash Dave, it already happens, right from the word go. Kids are streamed as young as reception age. They're consigned to the thickies group by the age of four and won't shake that for the rest of their school days. Basically streaming means "You're shit and stupid - you're not" and kids never shake off that stigma, unless they have parents who fight their corner or they are exceptionally lucky. This is a heinous system backed by SATs and scores and targets and league tables. In other words, it's called social engineering, and New Labour have been keeping that proud tradition alive for him...
(soz. my hobby horse, you know.)
I don't think Dave knows what's going on, nor does he care.
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