To be sung to the tune of the chorus of Daisy Bell. You know the one: "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do..."
TROUSIES, TROUSIES
Trousies, trousies, love 'em I really do,
I wear trousies all the summer through.
I love to wear me trousies,
Accompanied wiv me blousies,
And socks look sweet
Upon me feet
Wiv trousies and sandals, too.
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11 hours ago
This would have trounced Pete Waterman at last night's Gay New Year celebrations.
ReplyDeleteNo, Geoff... the socks don't look sweet. You'll be wearing crocs and socks next and then MJ will pass out.
ReplyDeleteSx
Cockneys clearly have the musical edge over Geordies. 'Kecks, kecks, love 'em I really do' doesn't have quite the same lilt, does it?
ReplyDeleteRog - I had to get pissed to get through it. As you probably saw.
ReplyDeleteScarlet - MJ's got some strange ideas about fashion. I mean, what the flaming hell is wrong with crocs?
Christopher - It's the seafood that gives the cockneys their distinctive warble and lyrical aplomb. Whelks are the food of the musical gods.
GAH!!!
ReplyDelete*faints*
Don't you like the cockney fashions?
ReplyDeletefeet of men should always be covered completely. Socks and sandals is a look yet to be achieved as anywhere approaching good. Nice verse tho . . .
ReplyDeletecarry on young man
I'm only following in Jesus' footsteps. He had lovely wooly socks.
ReplyDeleteSocks and sandals = shot at dawn by the fashion police.
ReplyDelete'Tis true.
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