I don't want to step on Frank's toes, so I won't go into the storyline of last night's Corrie.
But I just wish I could warn the producers just in case they didn't watch it.
We expect preposterous plots from Corrie. It's all part of the fun. But the characters are always true to themselves, and the script is invariably sharp and funny, never getting above itself.
But last night it did. The writer Stephen Russell is an old hand whose first script was transmitted in October 2002, so all I can assume is that he's got a grudge against someone and last night was his attempt to lose viewers. Fred Elliott is allowed to be stagey,that's how he is. But last night we had Eileen, Steve, the whole bar staff of the Rovers, the Websters...(yes, even KEVIN) hamming it up like a drama group in Surbiton. And all because the script was fucking diabolical.
Please, Stephen...if you've got a grudge, don't take it out on us. Put laxatives in someone's drink or something.
Either that or head for the stage.
If the play's the thing, darling.
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