Wednesday, December 07, 2005

There's Something About You...

Congratulations are due to David Cameron on his election as new lead singer of rock band INXS. The post has been vacant ever since a tragic auto accident killed the band's previous frontman, Michael H.

But can our David cut the mustard?

Last night on the local news, he was said to possess "that all important tingle factor". "Whatever that means," said the presenter.

I thnk we all know what it means.

And this morning I'm sure I heard the announcer on Radio 4 say that the rise of Mr C has caused a mass debate in the country.

Good grief. If Michael H was reputed to be in the possession of the Taj Mahal of crotches, one can only imagine what wonders lie below young David's 42 inch cummerbund.


  1. I'm really not trying to be a smart ass when I question "auto accident" as the source of Michael Hutchence's death. This morning on the local radio station, the DJ's were talking about Michael Hutchence and saying that he died by accidentally hanging himself, apparently trying to practice auto-erotic asphyxiation. I actually haven't looked into this, but maybe if you have a minute you might want to try looking it up and see if it's true. If it is--gad! What a stupid waste of life!
    If it is a car accident, well, crap happens. That's certainly a far less embarrassing thing to have on the coroner's report.
    The Cheesemeister

  2. Whether it was suicide or an extreme sports accident, I suppose we'll never know.

    As for Michael Howard, I'm sure he'll live a long and happy life with his lovely young model wife.

  3. I'm sure you're absolutely right about that! :-)
    Or if this lovely young model wife doesn't work out, than the next one?