It has been announced that Gillian McKeith has been employed by the Royal Family as their personal health advisor.
Here we see the first interview for the post of Royal Faeces Inspector.
The job is live-in and commands a salary of £12,600 per annum. The Queen is interviewing candidates herself as she wants someone she can look in the eye and feel comfortable with.
The Staircase in the Woods by Chuck Wendig
9 hours ago
Her Maj looks like she's just trodden in something.
ReplyDeleteGillian's looking better though...
That's not Gillian, it's Graham Gurney, now Shit Inspector to the Royal Family. Liz has a disgusted look on her face as it reminds her of the last time she and Philip did you know what.
ReplyDeletePlease try not to be too harsh on Liz. The gurner has nothing on her. If you had spent the last 65 years being given flowers by odious brats then you would be able to pull a face that made Gurners look like Brad Pitt (or me).
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't she enter for Britain's Got Talent? I'd love to see her perform in front of Charles. You can see the tear in his eye. "That's my mum, that is."
ReplyDeleteDo you suppose she's a closet gurner?
ReplyDeleteShe watches EastEnders so maybe she tries to copy the characters' expressions.
ReplyDeletePhilip just thinks that's the way all poor people look. It's because they eat coal, don't you know?
ReplyDeletePhil almost missed it. The gurner could have waited.
ReplyDeleteMy Word!
ReplyDeleteIs it any wonder that Liz2 thinks Commoners are...
well, so utterly so common.
The poor dear has seen that exact facial expression on previous occasions..
four times to be precise, and all made by Philip whilst making a deposit under the Royal Nightie.
How ghastly.
The gurning turtle.
ReplyDeleteGillian McKeith the fake doctor who bought her doctorate online in return for writing an long advert for a nutritional product. The gurner probably has more quals!
ReplyDeleteShe's full of what she inspects.
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