Monday, March 26, 2007

Parenting Skills in The Noughties - Number One

Explaining to a 6 year old girl...

1. Why the 80 year old woman is taking off all her clothes at a grown man's 21st birthday party.

2. Why there is a crowd of people around the woman.

3. Why she leaves her shower cap on.


  1. Please explain Geoff.

  2. Betty said the same thing.

    It was just something that happened to someone I know at the weekend.

    Sorry. Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.

  3. Good God.

    I thought that it might be some big blogging in-joke that I didn't get.

    I feel a bit sick now.