The highlight (in fact the only thing worth reading) of the London Lite evening free paper is the celebrity puzzle. You have a few drawings which make up a celebrity's name. The celebrity can be alive or dead.
So you may get a drawing of a man mowing the lawn followed by another drawing of a man mowing the lawn followed by a drawing of a baby sheep. Put them together and you get Mow Mow Lamb.
You may get a drawing of a severed head followed by three drawings of planks of wood. Put them together and you get Head Wood Wood Wood.
Geddit?
I thought I'd give it a go.
OK, people. Can you tell me who is the following famous celebrity? And is he or she alive or dead?
Is postmodernism to blame?
22 hours ago
Loofah Pat Twats. No. Is it a media johnny from Londin?
ReplyDeleteloofah van dross! do i win a prize?
ReplyDeleteOh that's clever! I had loofah van cowboy hat...please believe me, I don't like U2, just a bit literal.
ReplyDeleteYes very clever. I had Weetabix Van Pope.
ReplyDeleteI mean Shreddies of course.
ReplyDeleteI'm too late - Can we have another one?
ReplyDeleteWell done, Han. No prize I'm afraid as you didn't say whether he was alive or dead. He's very much alive if the Heart FM playlist is anything to go by.
ReplyDeleteDied of heart, lives on Heart.
You can have another one, Kaz. It just may take me some time to think one up.