And verily did God scoop the mighty Jesus fish from the River Cray, suck out its eyes so it could not see the Devil Livingstone's ungodly work, and parachute it to earth on a fluffy cloud where it did land in the Garden of Weedin' as Betty and Geoff did innocently sleep.
The Jesus fish did transmit pure thoughts to Betty and Geoff's ungodly widescreen tv and behold, a message from God emitted from the mouth of The Chosen One.
O Alan, we are with you, O Champion of London’s most vulnerable – the unborn, the elderly, the refugee.
May every London bus have two signs on its rear -
1. A Jesus fish
2. An "Unborn Child on Board" sticker
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