Saturday, May 16, 2009

Toryzone

"I really like this song," said a work colleague.

"I don't," I said.

"It's Ronan Keating. It's lovely."

"It's shit."

"But it's about his dead mum."

"Why didn't you say? I thought it was fucking awful. Now I think it's poignant."



Last night we had the sound turned down on the tv as David Cameron spoke sincerely into the camera for the Conservative Party Broadcast.

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  1. I turn down the sound when politicians come on telly and I make up my own dialogue.

    Try it.

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  2. "Hello. I'm David Cameron. I'm a cunt and all my friends are cunts."

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  3. I find just not turning it on has a similar effect

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  4. If it would get rid of Cameron, I would listen to Ronan singing about his dead mum on full volume every day and every night until the election and a bit longer.

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  5. They all sound the same. They all look the same.
    I think Ronan Keating should be the next Prime Minister. At least he looks different.
    Sx

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  6. Well, at least you're spared Ségolène Royal and Martine Aubry.

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  7. Ziggi - They catch you unawares.

    Kaz - I would listen to Sting every day and night.

    Scarlet - Are you sure? Where's the fire in his belly?

    Christopher - It's enough to make one embarrassed to call oneself a socialist.

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  8. Cunts, Geoff. But sometimes cunts can be good fun. Some of my best pals are cunts. Not to be trusted where money's concerned mind you.

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  9. Maybe that's why I never felt part of sports clubs I played for.

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  10. If only David Cameron had dedicated his broadcast to a dead family member it would have been okay.

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  11. Maybe he should have broken into a shit mawkish song like Ronan, too.

    Expect a big UKIP backlash.

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  12. "Hello my name's David Cameron and this is my moat."

    Meet the new boss, same as. . .

    Depressing.

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  13. I just vote for the lesser cunt.

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