Billy Bus was a big red beast, a gentle giant. He moved through town with extra special care, looking out for pedestrians and other vehicles, never jolted forward like some other buses, and treated all his passengers the same, from the most courteous to the very rudest. He bore vandalism, sex, violence, fast food and body odour like the trouper he was. He never complained but worked hard from morning till night.
About a year ago, some middle class fucking cunt wrote a children's book about him and made a fucking fortune. The stories are currently being made into a very profitable television series.
Did Billy get any of the proceeds? Did he fuck! He continues to work as hard as he ever did for absolutely no reward.
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4 days ago
I came up with Blodgett The Builder who robs little old ladies once. None of the publishers went for it though.
ReplyDeleteOliver Twist didn't get any royalties either.
ReplyDeleteBudgie the Helicopter is in rehab now. Bloody Fergie went off after she joined Black Eyed Peas.
ReplyDeleteLaura - The kids would have loved that, the little buggers.
ReplyDeleteVicus - Did Charles Dickens ever distribute any of his wealth to the people he got rich on? No, he had 59 children of his own instead.
Rog - What a literary talent Fergie was! Do you think the helicopter thing could have been anything to do with her ex-husband? What would Mr Freud say?
Are you wearing your Billy Bus underpants?
ReplyDeleteWell if Sponge Bob can have his own underthings...
Yes, I've got my double decker Billy Bus pants on.
ReplyDeletefame is apparently its own reward
ReplyDeleteA mention on your blog will be all the reward he needs.
ReplyDeleteZiggi - Children read about him, learn to love him, then they grow up and abuse him.
ReplyDeleteKaz - He'll go to that bus station in the sky with a smile on his face.