I am on the train, trying to sleep. But how can I sleep? With all this going on...
"Do you really have to push me? You rude young man. Have you no manners? You can see I'm standing here and you have to barge past me, don't you? Have you no patience? I have a bad back, you know! And arthritis! What is the world coming to when a rude young man thinks he can push people out of the way just to get on the train a bit more quickly? How dare you push an old woman out of the way! Do you have no respect for your elders? I am nearly 60 years old, I have a bad back and arthritis!...What?...What did you say?...You wished I was dead?...I have never heard such rudeness from a rude young man in my life! You wait till you get to my age. I hope then you get pushed out of the way by someone half your age. See how you like it!"
Later, I get off the train and overhear...
"She was the one doing the pushing. She barged her way through the carriage."
"You get some funny people, don't you?"
Happy Birthday, Mr. DeVice!
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