Thursday, March 30, 2006

Scatological Shakespeare

shit = shit

crap = crap

turd = turd

poo = poo

e.g. "There is more shit in heaven and earth, Horatio, than is dreamt of in your philosophy."


  1. Okaaaay, Geoff.

    *wyndham waves from a safe distance*

  2. Shakespeare doesn't look like Shakespeare in this picture. He looks like the sports presenter Gary Newbon, but with darker eyes.

  3. Didn't "experts" recently verify the authenticity of various Shakespeare paintings - this isn't the "real" picture of William by the way, it's another one. This picture is Sir Barreth of Onions, a trailblazing fluorescent salesman who invented a glowing stick people could use when they went out into the dark street to have a shit. I understand he went bankrupt because the technology wasn't up to scratch.

  4. I think it looks like Steve Ovett. He wrote sonnets 37% faster than Shakespeare.

  5. My mistress with a monster is in love!
    Near to her close and consecrated bower,
    While she was doing a massive jobby,
    Having been on the Beamish all night.
    Fuck me, wouldn't go in there for an hour or two,
    She said eventually.
    Now, is it true what they say about donkeys?

    (A Midsummer Night's Dream)

  6. I can't imagine him being popular with the ladies on looks alone. Maybe he had a silver tongue?

    Welcome, Tim. And thank you.

  7. I go away for a few days outn of range of the internet and on my return all the blogs in my sidebar are quite literally (and I usually baulk at the word because of its furious over-use by a former neighbour), full of shit. Is it something to do with the eclipse?

  8. Yes, Richard. It's all come out under the cover of darkness.

    Normal service will be resumed soon.