I phone my dentist's surgery to book an appointment with the locum (if that word is appropriate for the temporary cover for my dentist and not just for my doctor or my priest).
The receptionist says, "Oh, it's you again. You have been in the wars, haven't you? Poor you. It tends to go like that sometimes.
She books me in for a week on Monday.
"Oh, Monday the 13th," she says. "Lucky it's not Friday the 13th."
Yes, it is lucky.
(THE HORROR that could have been).
On a lighter note, the following are a few of the search phrases people from all over the world have used over the past week in order to access my occasionally entertaining dream blog:-
Michelle Bass Rebecca Loos Nuts
Slowboat to China Chords
Wet armpits of Maria Sharapova pictures
Wet knickers blog
Pictures of women in cut offs
GE Penis Horse
Wet Dreams and Older Men
Dreams about warts on feet
Dreams of Floods and Darkness
And voted by Betty and myself as our personal favourite, and very topical considering the recent Winter Olympics:-
"Robin Cousins" film montage
3 hours ago