Although I spent most of the 80s being mistaken for this poxy joker, more recently I have been compared to celebrated counter tenor, Andreas Scholl (above). For those of you poncey music fans who live in the London area, I'm not lying when I say that Andreas is to give a recital at the Queen Elizabeth Hall on 11th June. I'm not going as I'd only be mobbed by autograph hunters.
Actually, I look bugger all like the bloke, although we do both wear glasses.
At my place of work, however, I am known as a celebrated tenner counter, as I am the man who deals with the petty cash.
I am celebrated because I count the cash with such consummate style. I always make sure the Queen's head is up the correct way and facing the ceiling, and I do not lick my fingers.
I am available for performances any evening or weekend.