Isn't it a good feeling when your stats go through the roof?
I'm averaging about 60 a day and feeling really smug.
That is until I check where they're all from.
90% of them are searches for...
Lyrics to Sandi Thorn I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker With Flowers In My Hair When The Head Of State Didn't Play Guitar
Yes, that's Sandi T H O R N.
Not only have you got fucking awful taste in music, you can't even hear what the DJ is saying.
It's T H O M
As in Y O R K E.
You know, the one with the dodgy eye out of Radiohead? The one who sounds like he's in pain?
Just go away and leave me to my coterie of like-minded bloggers.
Yes, that's B L O G G E R S.
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My most common search is "pornography". This is no porn on my blog so there must be a lot of people who are disappointed when they read the blog.
ReplyDeleteMine are:
ReplyDeleteMr. Dressup
Shanghai Rummy
claw machine guide
ice t's wife coco
Thank you both for increasing my future hits.
ReplyDeletePornography and Coco sound like bosom buddies to me.
In the "one of these things is not like the other" category, Canada's beloved Mr. Dressup does not belong in this list.
ReplyDeleteYou're right, both of you.
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