Thursday, June 29, 2006

Lies, Damned Lies, And Sadistics

Isn't it a good feeling when your stats go through the roof?

I'm averaging about 60 a day and feeling really smug.

That is until I check where they're all from.

90% of them are searches for...

Lyrics to Sandi Thorn I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker With Flowers In My Hair When The Head Of State Didn't Play Guitar

Yes, that's Sandi T H O R N.

Not only have you got fucking awful taste in music, you can't even hear what the DJ is saying.

It's T H O M

As in Y O R K E.

You know, the one with the dodgy eye out of Radiohead? The one who sounds like he's in pain?

Just go away and leave me to my coterie of like-minded bloggers.

Yes, that's B L O G G E R S.

5 comments:

  1. My most common search is "pornography". This is no porn on my blog so there must be a lot of people who are disappointed when they read the blog.

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  2. Mine are:

    Mr. Dressup
    Shanghai Rummy
    claw machine guide
    ice t's wife coco

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  3. Thank you both for increasing my future hits.

    Pornography and Coco sound like bosom buddies to me.

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  4. In the "one of these things is not like the other" category, Canada's beloved Mr. Dressup does not belong in this list.

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  5. You're right, both of you.

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