Saturday, March 03, 2007

Flights Of Fancy

I'm afraid I upset one of my anonymous commenters with my post on darts players. I had the cheek to suggest that darts players may not be blessed with that skin deep phwooooar factor. According to Anon, there are lots of good looking guys out there on the circuit, including Wes Newton, Adrian Gray, Johnny K and Ray Carver, "just to name a few." Well that's enough for me to be going on with, so, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...



Johnny K




and Ray Carver.


They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder but there's no denying the je ne sais quoi these guys have. It's the steady eyes that look into yours as if you're the only human being they have ever wanted. Catch one of these guys' eyes over a crowded room and you'll be putty in their hands. They're used to concentrating on small areas from the distance of a couple of yards. Just imagine if they locked in on your dilated pupils. You'd feel ravished before they spoke to you.

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  1. I had to look away.

    *swoons*

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  2. Sorry Geoff, but je still don't sais quoi.
    Did you draw that Ray bloke's fringe on with your pencil?

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  3. MJ - It's like they came to me in a dream.

    Kaz - That's what you call a fringe. The secret is not to scrimp on the wet-look gel.

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  4. I've just found out both these blokes are American, hence the soft edges to the pictures and the sheer animal magnetism.

    I hope the women of Essex are ready for the next American invasion when they next come and play at the Circus Tavern or whatever it's called.

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  5. I thought they were from Essex. Their eyes are saying "Awright. Who ordered a cab?".

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  6. Wow, I am so taking up darts, except you have to wear those horrible nylon shirts.

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  7. Murph - "I'm not 'avin' anyone gettin' lairy in the back, mind."

    Billy - It's worth it for the adulation.

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  8. Do you think he'd string 'em all up 'cos it's all wrong, innit?

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  9. And he'd be well gutted, mate after that result today.

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  10. Raymond Carver - he scrubs up well doesn't he considering he's been dead for a few years?

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  11. Maybe his parents wanted him to be a writer, bought him a fountain pen for his fourth birthday and all he'd do was throw the damn thing.

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  12. I may have to apply DEET.

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  13. I think you're safe, Arabella. One's from Pensylvania, the other's from New Hampshire.

    Essex, however, is a bit too close for comfort for us.

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  14. Blech. Are you trying to compete with RoMo's Munterspace with those photos?

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  15. I thought you'd all like a bit of Bully!

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