The other night at an unspecified time, I was asleep and Betty was awake. She has since said I said something. The something I apparently said was...
I said it in a hoarse whisper.
Why I said it, I've no idea. I know Cher of course, but I've never found her attractive. Especially not the raunchy version. And as for Jane...
We've recently been watching the Prime Suspect box set. Maybe it's Jane Tennison, otherwise known as everybody's favourite older woman, Helen Mirren.
Yes, I'm warming to this now. But Cher?
I once made up a piss poor joke -
Did you hear about the time Cher met her Stars In Their Eyes impersonator?
It was Cher and Cher-alike.
But Cher in a lesbian tryst with the lovely Helen?
My dreams are deceiving me.
Countdown to the royal whatever, part 2.
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