BBC1's The One Show has a new website. And the website has a couple of blogs. One called The Beauty And The Beast where you can read all about Christine's and Adrian's love lives.
But there is a Poetry Corner where ordinary members of the public can submit poems on the theme of "My Passion" to literary giants Gyles Brandreth and Roger McGough. If they like your poem, they'll put it on the blog and if they really like it a lot it may well be read out on the show.
My passion is, of course, Gyles Brandreth. And this is my ode to the great man...
O Gyles Brandreth
You've smelly breath
Of that I have no doubt
Cos when you speak
You spring a leak
And all this shit comes out
Or maybe I should submit my Liverpool Poets poem from October last year...
If it wasn't for the success of the Fab Four
The Liverpool Poets would be dead poor
And instead of publishing yet another edition
McGough would be dying from malnutrition
Or what about a poem rhyming Christine Bleakley and beating on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly?
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