I am a hypocrite. Banksy really pisses me off for hiding his/her real identity from the world. Yet I refuse to join Facebook as I don't want my own name out there, having to make friends with people I'd rather not be friends with.
The rush for Facebook Vanity URLs is presumably now over. It's too late for me to be the biggest "Geoff Twat" on the internet. Let some other Twat be the biggest Twat. See if I care.
From what I've seen of Facebook it seems to be populated with:-
1. Pictures of groups of pissed young women with red eye.
2. Pictures of groups of pissed young men with red eye.
3. Pictures of groups of pissed young women and pissed young men together with red eye.
4. Pictures of wedding parties on tropical beaches, including the bride's two young children from her first marriage.
What a load of bollocks! But then again I don't see what you bloggers get up to on there. Am I missing out?
Happy Birthday, Mr. DeVice!
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