After nearly five years of this I'm a little lost for things to say. I think it's time I set myself a little project to get me going again.
So, for the forseeable future, I will dedicate this blog to my life story. Starting right from when I was a cute little tot. How does that grab you?
They say everybody's got a story to tell and this will be mine. You will laugh, you will cry.
No, bollocks will you cry.
Not with me.
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