Double buggies are such a menace in Islington. You can't move for double buggies.
How come I've never heard of the Islington twin explosion? Is Islington the new Midwich?
Me, I don't dislike children. It's just that I don't want to spend any of my time with any of them. I didn't much when I was a kid and nothing's changed over the past year. But would I feel differently if I had children of my own? Yes, then I probably would dislike them.
This programme shows a nice restaurant in a nice town which has banned children, a nice pub in a nice part of London which has banned children, and a nice caravan site in a nice part of England which has banned children.
I don't want to spend my time in the company of children so why don't I sample these places?
Because I'd rather spend my spare time in local adult-friendly establishments where the chance of getting battered is pretty high if you make eye contact with one of the ubiquitous local drunk psychopaths.
And I wouldn't want it any other way.
4 days ago