I have a problem with Sky+. Now, you cannot playback a programme before the watershed if it was recorded after the watershed, without entering your PIN number.
I can't remember my PIN number so I phone my seven year old who is at some party or other at his nan's.
"You really are a forgetful old fucker," he says. "How many fucking times do I have to tell you, the numbers are the same as my fucking birthday: 1011."
"Oh, Christ. Happy birthday, son," I say.
"It's a bit fucking late now," he says.
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