Given an ego-boosting introduction by ex-punk Sir Bob Geldof and eulogised by ex-punks Sting and Tony Blair, Eurythmics claim their rightful place and are incarcerated in the Hall of Mirrors.
"Dave and I have a passion for music and a shared insanity. And I think we all know what that means", says Annie, and I'm not one to disagree.
The tragically blind duo then play Don't Mess with the Michelin Man, their vicious satire on Corporate France.
The Mirror cracks.
Geoff's Thumb Rating: Very poor toilet tissue.
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