Friday, November 25, 2005

George Best Dies - 2

By an unhappy coincidence, I was once in a hotel room one morning, lying naked on the top of the bed, fast asleep, an empty whisky bottle and a picture of Olive from On the Buses by my side.

The chambermaid shakes me awake.

"Mr Geoff, where did it all go wrong?"


  1. It could have been worse, you could actually have had Olive from On The Buses by your side.

  2. Two pairs of glasses on the bedside tables.