By an unhappy coincidence, I was once in a hotel room one morning, lying naked on the top of the bed, fast asleep, an empty whisky bottle and a picture of Olive from On the Buses by my side.
The chambermaid shakes me awake.
"Mr Geoff, where did it all go wrong?"
The Staircase in the Woods by Chuck Wendig
7 hours ago
It could have been worse, you could actually have had Olive from On The Buses by your side.
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