Friday, November 25, 2005

George Best Dies - 2

By an unhappy coincidence, I was once in a hotel room one morning, lying naked on the top of the bed, fast asleep, an empty whisky bottle and a picture of Olive from On the Buses by my side.

The chambermaid shakes me awake.

"Mr Geoff, where did it all go wrong?"

2 comments:

  1. It could have been worse, you could actually have had Olive from On The Buses by your side.

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  2. Two pairs of glasses on the bedside tables.

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