Friday, January 12, 2007

The Generation Game

She STILL looks 61. Have a guess how old she is.


She's 48. She's had everything done. Botox everywhere. She still looks 61.

She must have had a hard life.

She was a smoker.

Don't you find these programmes depressing?

Not really. I like to see how other people live.

I had to sit through bloody Deal Or No Deal all Christmas Day. Now it's this rubbish. It's all so depressing.

I'll turn it off then. I'm recording it anyway. I'll watch it tomorrow.......Ron's finished his book. You can borrow it if you like. Do you like Fred Dibnah?

Wasn't he on Mastermind?

No. That was Fred Housego. Fred Dibnah's the bloke who steeplejacked. Dead now.

No thanks. Not really my kind of thing.

It's good, isn't it Ron?


  1. Anonymous3:22 PM

    Didn't she notice your Nudie suit then?

  2. It's a Noddy Suit, not a Nudie suit remember.

    Is this the appropriate time to tell you that when Geoff was about 3 he had an obsession with Batman and insisted on wearing a Batman outfit all the time? That's something I found out from his dear old mum.

  3. She used to call me in from the garden...

    "Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner, Batman!"

  4. I think Noddy must have had Botox.
    He must be nearly sixty by now.

  5. Another 10 years and he'll have big ears.

  6. And hairy nostrils

  7. Anonymous11:55 AM

    He had Big Ears years ago Geoff, Keep up.