Wednesday, April 25, 2007
I've Been Ill But You Don't Care, You've Just Ignored Me: Yes, Me!
He tried to be witty,
They thought he was shitty,
They all left his blog in a drove.
They said, "Call that humour?
I've seen funnier tumours,
You're less funny than Michael Gove.
The nun and the monk joke,
The fictional speech bloke,
Were too much for your readers to bear.
We're off to a good site,
We can't take any more shite.
Delete yourself, see if we care.
You peaked with Geoff's Dreams, son,
Yeah, those days were real fun,
When blogging was all fresh and new.
You had it all mapped out?
Geoff, you're just clapped out!
You've bitten off too much to chew.
Why not try myspace?
Though a picture of your face,
I doubt would go down a treat.
While all your old blogchums,
Their dads and their mums,
Laugh at you at a blogmeet."