I don't think I have an unnatural obsession with Prince Charles and what he does or has done to him on the throne (the only type of throne he's ever likely to park his bottom on).
So why does Google think I'm the expert?
If you ask Google the question "does prince charles wipe his own arse?" two of my posts come first and second. This one will join them in a top three, I'm sure.
My first answer to the question is "I don't think he does. Have a good weekend."
Whether the questioner will have a better weekend imagining a servant inspecting the prince's back passage, I don't know. It may play on his/her mind.
My second answer to the question is "if you're in any way dissatisfied with your arse-wiping experience."
It is useful to know that if you want your bottom wiped more thoroughly you should get yourself a servant.
A few weeks ago the Queen visited Google's UK headquarters. She was shown a computer and asked to type in a question. The question she typed was "does prince charles wipe his own arse?", knowing full well he does.
She's got a wicked sense of humour, our Queen.
Happy Birthday, Prinny!
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