You know those World's Best Dad mugs? Patently bollocks, aren't they? There's only one world's best dad, whoever he may be.
And so many dads have got them, you've got to wonder how many of them are less World's Best Dad than World's Biggest Cunt.
There have got to be dads out there who, when they're not being great dads, are absolute cunts. And it goes without saying that a lot of these dads are closer to being the world's biggest cunt than being the world's best dad.
So next time you see some big cunt slurping his tea out of his World's Best Dad mug, remember he's unlikely to be the world's best dad. He's just a cunt with a mug.