What're you doing?
Watching Sweeney. Recorded it last night. He's a brilliant actor.
Dennis Waterman?
Ray Winstone.
Oh. Sweeney Todd!
Yeah. He's brilliant.
Is he?
I thought you liked him? He supports West Ham.
So does Noel Edmonds.
What's wrong with Noel Edmonds?
(What's wrong with Noel Edmonds?)
The Staircase in the Woods by Chuck Wendig
5 hours ago
I once asked Noel Edmonds why he didn't pump his millions into West Ham. He looked at me as if I was a blithering idiot. Which I thought was a bit rich.
ReplyDeleteBet you wouldn't have asked Lennox Lewis the same thing...
ReplyDeleteOf all the famous people you've met, Susan Sarandon still comes out on top for me, Wyndham.
What, above Noel Edmonds?
ReplyDeleteWhich Louis Malle film was Noel Edmonds in?
ReplyDeleteDamage? Damaged? Whatever it's called? The one written by the bird who was married to Salman. The one where Jeremy Irons collects crisp packets at the end.
ReplyDeleteDo tell.
Lift to the Scaffold - he bungee jumps off the Eiffel Tower.
ReplyDeleteq: what's wrong with noel edmonds?
ReplyDeletea: everything.
If he was a saint we could bury st edmonds.
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