We are off to the local on Saturday to meet some old friends.
The local used to be a bikers' pub.
Now you're more likely to see golfers.
When we were regulars, a Lloyd Cole lookalike was, too.
Joining him in misery was his girlfriend, a Hazel O'Connor lookalike.
Last time we were there, a topless man was being thrown out just as we made our entrance.
But the pub's in the Good Beer Guide now. So we're expecting a more refined clientele.