Wednesday, February 21, 2007
When I Grow Up, I Want To Be...
The meme of the year so far, created by Tim Footman, this one dedicated to the Snowman himself. See if you can spot the dedication...
Seven Things I Have Wanted To Be:
1. Footballer. The new Bobby Moore. Except my mum sewed my number 6 on upside down.
2. Songwriter. Trouble was I could only write shitty cod reggae. I took a tape of mine to an independent record company. They said the lyrics needed some work. It would have been kinder to be crueller.
3. Writer. I've written since my early 20s, never completed anything except for a shite play.
6. More Productive.
Seven Things I Have Been:
1. Money collector for a football pools company.
2. Supermarket shelf stacker.
3. Drugs tester (greyhound piss).
4. Tote cashier (greyhound stadium).
5. Insurance clerk (bored out of my fucking brain for a month).
OOH, THE GLAMOUR! NURSE, THE SCREENS!