"When they've worked all week, the match for them, it's a bit like people down south going to the theatre".
Brilliant, King Kev! You've really raised the bar. That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.
You can see through all this bollocks about Newcastle United fans being the best in the world, salt of the earth, community minded, proud of their history, more working class and honest and neighbourly and humorous than other fans, deserving of success more than any other team's fans in the whole wide world. Toon Army, my arse. They can't hold a fucking tune.