I haven't worn pyjamas for a very long time. I see Wyndham wears them and that's the right thing to do when you have a child. My dad just wore a vest which he tucked under his bollocks and walked with his thighs together to prevent us poor kids from seeing The Thing. When I started having wet dreams I threw away my pyjamas and imitated him.
As my father knew, an encrusted bed sheet can be hidden. An encrusted pair of pyjama bottoms cannot.
8 hours ago