I haven't worn pyjamas for a very long time. I see Wyndham wears them and that's the right thing to do when you have a child. My dad just wore a vest which he tucked under his bollocks and walked with his thighs together to prevent us poor kids from seeing The Thing. When I started having wet dreams I threw away my pyjamas and imitated him.
As my father knew, an encrusted bed sheet can be hidden. An encrusted pair of pyjama bottoms cannot.
Put On Your Big Boy Shorts
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