Friday, October 13, 2006

'jamas

I haven't worn pyjamas for a very long time. I see Wyndham wears them and that's the right thing to do when you have a child. My dad just wore a vest which he tucked under his bollocks and walked with his thighs together to prevent us poor kids from seeing The Thing. When I started having wet dreams I threw away my pyjamas and imitated him.

As my father knew, an encrusted bed sheet can be hidden. An encrusted pair of pyjama bottoms cannot.

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  1. Walked with his thighs together? I would imagine he would have to mince rather a lot to keep his Thing hidden.

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  2. Hold on a minute, Wyndham.

    The only mincing my dad did was in the kitchen. Think more John Wayne after a cold bath.

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  3. Anonymous3:00 PM

    Thank you for that disturbing and entirely unnecessary insight.

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  4. That's the funniest thing I've read for a very very long time. I laughed so loud everybody at work wanted to know what I was laughing at. And then when I tried to explain it they all gave me funny looks. Why did Dad's do that? We call them jarmies in our house - I started it - god knows why - it makes me sound like a right poncey twat!

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  5. Fathers have so much wisdom to offer the world

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  6. Best use of 'encrusted' I've seen in a long time. Dick.

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  7. Geoff, have you got a post category entitled "too much information"?

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  8. I must stress that this all happened over 30 years ago and does not bear any relation to today's standards of decorum.

    It feels like a different life.

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  9. For anyone with a concern regarding encrustment, apparently sodium bicarbonate solution will unencrust.

    Bakers know these things. Doughnut, anyone?

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  10. Still having nightmares from the imagery.

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  11. I'll do another post soon so we can all move on.

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  12. we have "jarmies" in our house too.

    only now i am so scarred i'm not sure i can ever refer to any nightwear again, ever.

    thanks geoff.

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