The Police are on Elvis Costello's chat/mutual-dick-sucking show.
The wildest story Andy Summers can think of from their life on the road concerns Andy and Sting once sharing a bed. Hey, hey, rock 'n' roll!
Sting mentions the strange phenomenon of people using Every Breath You Take as the first dance at their weddings. It's about a stalker, says Sting.
Yes, Sting. Anybody with half a brain knows that. It's just that most Police fans don't have half a brain.
Elvis counters with his story of his song I Want You. He's had letters saying what a beautifully romantic song it is.
But it's about obsessive, psychopathic love! From Elvis's self-parody phase, which continues to this very day.
To finish off the show, The Police and Elvis and the Attractions play some cod reggae together to an audience of elbow-skanking middle-aged rich white Americans.
I chuck up all over the carpet.
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