Today's film review is from Keith Norman, General Secretary of the train drivers' union, ASLEF.
The film looks like a disgusting piece of propaganda dreamt up by the kind of wankers who have a go at train drivers for making them late for work in the morning.
Here's the trailer for the film. Mackenzie Crook's come a long way since The Office, hasn't he?
And any film with Imelda Staunton and Kerry Katona just has to be...
Gawd help us.