Roll up! Roll up!
It's the Boris Johnson limerick post!
Let's be having your limericks about the great man in the comments section.
The man who promised to stop the rail workers from striking, who promised to rid the city of knife crime, who promised to reintroduce Routemasters, who promised to reduce your Council tax bill and give you better services, who promised to get more black men teaching black boys, who promised to plant a tree with the money he saved from scrapping the Mayor's Londoner newspaper.
Well, actually he has ditched the Londoner and planted a tree with his own bare hands.
Well, actually he didn't do any digging, just moved a bit of earth from A to B.
Anyway, here's mine...
There once was a toff with blond hair
Who had not a singular care
Whether young men were stabbed
Or their killers were nabbed
But he don't sleep at night now he's Mayor
The Staircase in the Woods by Chuck Wendig
4 hours ago
Mayor Johnson looks just like a cute master
ReplyDeleteHe's promied to bring back the routemaster
This amiable buffoon
Will be caught out quite soon
And poor Ken is now pissed as a newt, master.
Boris and Dave were so posh
ReplyDeleteThey loved to chortle and josh
In the Bullingdon club
They liked wrecking the pub
Then pater would cough up the dosh!
There once was a man with a yen
ReplyDeleteTo topple a fella named Ken
His hair is unkempt
I’m truly verklempt
I care little for platinum men.
I vote that Kaz is the winner so far. lmizb
ReplyDeleteSorr, my word ver intruded there.
ReplyDeleteExcellent all!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes Murph, Kaz is the best.
Here's two others...
Eton boy Boris Johnson Esquire
Was tipped as a really high flier
Now he holds office
He's taking the piss
As a dyed in the wool Tory liar
He said "Sorry I haven't a clue"
On Have I Get News For You
But they made his name
And the Beeb is to blame
For a future stuck in Tory poo
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