Roll up! Roll up!
It's the Boris Johnson limerick post!
Let's be having your limericks about the great man in the comments section.
The man who promised to stop the rail workers from striking, who promised to rid the city of knife crime, who promised to reintroduce Routemasters, who promised to reduce your Council tax bill and give you better services, who promised to get more black men teaching black boys, who promised to plant a tree with the money he saved from scrapping the Mayor's Londoner newspaper.
Well, actually he has ditched the Londoner and planted a tree with his own bare hands.
Well, actually he didn't do any digging, just moved a bit of earth from A to B.
Anyway, here's mine...
There once was a toff with blond hair
Who had not a singular care
Whether young men were stabbed
Or their killers were nabbed
But he don't sleep at night now he's Mayor
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