Saturday, May 24, 2008

Misreading Of The Day

I come downstairs, bleary-eyed. Betty has the BBC Text Music News on the tv.

"Kanye West sued over jizz samples" I read.


  1. Anonymous2:11 PM

    | can never read a textbook without reading about prehistoric breasts for some reason.

  2. Could it have been when the doctor said to him, "I Wanna Little Sugar in My Bowl"?

  3. Anon - Which reminds me of Raquel Welch.

    MJ - In a kidney bowl? All slopping about?

  4. First time I read this post, I read it as "bleary-eyed Betty". Then I saw the full stop. Seems this misreading thing could be contagious.

    Who's Kanye West, anyway? :)

  5. Betty will be bleary-eyed soon, after three hours of Eurovision.

    Kanye should be appearing with Andy Abraham. He might as well, he's on everything else.

  6. I know what you mean by jizz.
    But to birders it means identifying a bird by a brief glance by the way it flies or walks etc.
    Don't say I never tell you anything.

  7. I've done quite a bit of jizzing looking out of our patio window, then.